Dirty

I saw you standing there,

You were brushing your beautiful blond hair,

I came up to you,

to see what I could do.

I asked you on a date,

You told me to pick you up at eight,

Don't be in such a hurry,

and don't be so worried.

I took you home,

we took off all our clothes,

and then I got laid,

on my very first date,

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you're so dirty

you gave me all your herpes

and now I'm dirty too

all because of you....

I woke up with these bumps,

and all these thick lumps,

I'm gonna have this,

for the rest of my life.

You could have told me,

Maybe then I wouldn't have been so worried,

or felt so confused,

and felt so god damned used,

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I wanted it to bad,

I didn't take the time,

now I'll live with your strife,

for the rest of my life.

I shouldn't have been defensive,

and been so apprehensive,

I would have been more careful,

for the rest of my life...

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You're SO DIRTY!